01/21/2021, EDITED 02/07/22

My Dear Mr. Biden:

Welcome.

Someone seems to have rebuilt your motor, Joe. Oh, may I call you Joe? (Sure I can - it's my blog :) You seem to have misplaced the spaced-out, automatic gaffing machine you once were.

I am into anti-aging, in a big way. Still, from what I have learned, aging can be slowed, almost to a stop, but it CAN NOT be reversed... short of brutal things like injecting human growth hormone twice a week... and that will kill an old man like you (or me), in short order.

So, Joe, is that you? Or did "they" prepare a clone...

Next question: W H Y ?

There you were - a Grand Gentleman of the State; a veteran, tried and true, about to enter your golden years and, for once, do what YOU want to do...

Sorry, Joe, but it's a long, long way from there to being the man that fought for the... "pleasure" of becoming embroiled (right up to his eyeballs, for four years) in what must be God Damndest mess ever to have been created, on this planet! Your years belie that, as well, Joe. As do mine.

I know why you became president, Joe. You WANT something. $400,000 a year? Well, maybe. But I have been given to understand you don't need money, and you never will. Nor do you seem to be ego driven.

What's up, Joe? Why are you doing this? If you think, for a single nanosecond, that your job is going to be fun... well, we ARE in trouble! But I'm sure you don't. I do not perceive you as lacking, in intelligence. And I hope you really are a good man - good, and tough.

You had it made, in the shade. Your place well secured; the way you will be remembered set, in stone; all you had to do was retire (a hero) then raise orchids, chase hookers in Vegas (or whatever turns your crank).

You strolled into hell, instead, smiling, and waving.

Millions about to be turned out, into the streets. And we can't continue to make the landlords eat it... can we? Oh, and what about those Chinese/Russian cyber attacks? Small businesses long gone - lives ruined, people broke, and desperate. Idiots partying in bars and restaurants 'cause the Donald told them COVID-19 is fake news. FOUR THOUSAND people dying, every day. On the brink of another revolution, with dirt bags penetrating the US capital. Not one, but two new variations of COVID-19 already in the country and certain to send infections skyrocketing. People hiding in their homes, because they are afraid. I could go on...

Why, Joe? And please - I am painfully aware that I am offering you an intro, into a patriotic monolog/rant. Aint happening. And any attempt to deflect direct questions WILL help to shape you, in my mind. It's bait, Joe. Don't take it. Show me you are on your toes...

I'm... not inclined to entertain theories entailing your "patriotic duty" and/or your legacy, as your motivation(s). In the next four years your primary battle, Joe, will be with aging. You will lose. Then, you will die.

My point being, the time for your accomplishments has passed. No reasonable person sharing your place in life would make the choice you have made... possibly because they were aware of their diminishing abilities and feared those abilities would not be enough, sometime in the next four years.

That's right, Joe. I'm gonna get into your head. I'm not the only one - not even close. The rest will twist your words, even your intentions as they convert them, into fake news. I will not. You asked (or fought) for this pleasure, as well. So don't EVEN bitch about it. For the next four years every vulture in the sky (media) is free to feed...

You're busted, Joe. You did not do this for you. That, or you're stark, raving mad! And you're not, Joe. Your media presence projects the feeling that everything's OK - kindly grandpa has us, now. Nice touch. I like it. Just as long as the engines run at warp nine, in the background.

Now we see your motivations must include something external. For the simple reason(s) you are not stupid and nobody willingly walks into hell - especially knowing they will, in all probability, not live long enough to emerge and they will be torn to shreds, in the meantime.

Why, Joe? To whose tune, do you march? Time will tell, if you don't. Oh, yes it will. Your predecessor overdosed, on power. He had all of us on the edges of our seats, awaiting his grand finale. I think he did pretty good, don't you, Joe?

You're president now, Joe. When they say, "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch." YOU are the K-9, of whom they speak. Still. And let's make it always, OK?

It seems to me "we" have forgotten, who "we" are - to, and past the point where there is no "we," anymore. I remember who we are. Do you, Joe? Yes? Victory over this pandemic, or anything else, is a done deal. Yes? You damn right! Can't go, any other way.

I see an opportunity to show these "suckers" (the world) a little class. Yes, I agree: They wouldn't recognize class if it walked up to them and hit them in their heads, with a brick. So much the better, I say .)

Don't try to "solve" this thing, Joe. (the political mess - not the COVID-19 crisis) The time, work and blood involved are, quite simply, too high a price, to pay. Rise above it, instead.

It's time to stop fighting amongst our selves, Joe. In short, it's time to TURN THE PAGE - to leave this mess behind us; to put it in the mirrors - forever.

OK look, Joe, I'm gonna make this simple. I'm going to tell you what to do, how to do it and why it will work - that's WORK, meaning solve the base problem you face, which is the nasty division of the people you rule. Who the (!) am I? It's my blog. Remember? Besides, I offer my 100% non-refutable, money-back guarantee.

Ever watch INDEPENDENCE DAY? If so, you got it. If not, the movie was based on the human race re-uniting against a common threat; being invaded by aliens, that wanted to exterminate us.

Space, aliens? Well, you might not need to go quite that far, Joe :) But it sure would be fun! We can have fun later, IF we survive.

It could be you, Joe, screaming into your bullhorn: "WE WILL NOT GO QUITELY, INTO THE NIGHT! WE WILL NOT GIVE IN, WITHOUT A FIGHT!" Yep. You. Joe. Politician. I'm sure I need say, no more .)

Great. So far. Now, all we need is a villain. I see two, possibilities:

a) Create a villain, from thin air and SPIN.

Some say, Joe, that if something is true, in the classic style, it is true when reversed, as well. "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." Don't feed the jaws, that bite you. Looks good, yes?

Don't feed the PUPPET MASTERS, Joe. After all it was they who wrote the nightmare, in which you are starring. They are not your friends - even on a rental basis. Avoid the PUPPET MASIERS, at all costs, Joe.

Does the phrase: 'Playing out of your league' have any meaning, to you? How about: 'Fools rush in, where angels fear to tread?' If you get sucked into their game, you're done. I'd like to be there, the day you realize they own you...

b) Find a real villain, and expose him/her/it

Ah, yes! Truth always simplifies (among other things :) But the villain would have to be impressive, indeed, to warrant the kind of coming together seen in INDEPENDENCE DAY! (We need to reunite a country, not a planet .)

I'm fond of win-win situations. Are you, Joe?

Would you like to begin by ridding our streets and schools of monsters, then striking a crippling blow to the evil in our world AS you serve our purpose (re-uniting America)? We won't get nuked. It will be a piece of cake!

Mara Salvatrucha. MS13. The current manifestation, of evil.

MS-13 is the PROBLEM that is causing the SYMPTOM of people arriving at our southern border, in their thousands, and begging you for mercy. You can solve this "problem," as you reunite our country.

It would begin, in secret. The first "closed door" session of the House and the Senate. A horrendous video about MS13 - a GOOD one, Joe - if nobody barfs, you could have done better. A declaration of WAR, against MS13 and their kind.

A plan, involving reconnoitering the whereabouts of the enemy on our lands and the best time to take them, by surprise. An ALL-OUT attack in which there will be no arrests, just the slaughter of the enemy. A "mop-up" operation, to deal with the rest, in the exact same manner.

The invasion of El Salvador and Guatemala by the US military. The execution of all enemy combatants in those two countries, followed by whatever will be necessary to restore the legitimate governments of those nations to power. Then, a silent exit, from those countries.

Vua la! No more monsters on our streets and in our schools and a nation, reunited, by the conflict that showed them the door!

Another thing a president needs to be is SLICK, Joe :) You don't have to be real slick to understand that, when the chips are down, you simply must DO WHAT WORKS.

The... "mechanism" that created this mess still exists. Take it over. Use it to undo the damage it has done. Then use it to restore consensus, in the UNITED States of America! Acomplish that and I will refer to you as 'Slick Joe,' evermore! No. Seriously. And we will meet, again...

Don't jail the SPIN DOCTORS, just yet. Take them into custody. Tell them just one, last performance may cause the government to take a lighter view, of their treason. You know the drill .)

900,000 of our people, dead. You have the tools, Joe. The question is, do you have the cojones? Or would the result be incompatible with the agenda of those, that own you?

It's still here, Joe

All we need is a LEADER, to cut it loose!